Kick Drum Head (one-off)

I mean, it’s a kick drum head.  It’s black, it’s shiny, and it has the TANTRUM logo in white.  The head itself measures 22 inches across.  Possible uses for non drummers:

• Heavy Metal Dinner Plate – Impress your guests with the world’s most aggressive charcuterie board. Pairs well with whisky and regret.

• Tabletop UFO – Tape some LED lights to the edges and scare the neighbours by launching it into the night sky.

• Giant Frisbee – For when a regular frisbee just isn’t enough and you want to concuss your friends in style.

• Emergency Riot Shield – It says TANTRUM, so it’s already halfway to being an official protest sign.

• Ultimate Pizza Tray – Because who wouldn’t want a 22-inch drumhead deep dish pizza? (Might want to clean it first… Mark gets excited when he plays)

• Giant Badge – You’ve seen those oversized badges in Clintons, yeah?  They phoned it in.  Make a statement with this bad boy!

• Sledging – Snow? Grass? Roof? Doesn’t matter—just sit on it and let physics do the rest.

• Spinning Wheel of Bad Decisions – Write different choices around the edge, spin it, and let fate decide if you should buy another McRib or finally text your ex.

• DIY Portable Pond – Fill it with water, add some plastic ducks, and suddenly you have a very metal garden feature.

• Stay Cool – Wave it in front of your face at gigs. It won’t cool you down, but it’ll definitely intimidate anyone standing too close.